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When I was in the hospital in 2002, my friend Joel brought me a copy of the Weekly World News, a tabloid he liked to buy for the sheer ridiculousness of it. We read it together and laughed a lot. It was very therapeutic. I can't remember any specific stories from that issue, but here are a few standouts from the archives:

WEEKLY WORLD NEWS - 'THE WORLD'S ONLY RELIABLE NEWS'
I Was Bigfoot's Sex Slave
Kitten Guilty Of Murder
Do-It-Yourself Electroshock Treatment
Headless Body In Topless Bar
Abraham Lincoln Was A Woman
How To Tell If Your Dog Worships Satan
Man Knocks Himself Out With Boomerang, Then Sues Himself For $300,000