She never does that!

dogs & donkeys in italy 2001

animals usually like me. that makes me feel good. when i'm at someone's house and their cat sits in my lap, and the host says "she never does that!", i feel special. and if the cat doesn't sit in my lap, and sits in someone else's, i feel a little disappointed and envious.

p.s. - i never try to get the cat to sit in my lap. that never works. when others try it, i think "rookie mistake".