The gold standard

   Normal  0      false  false  false   EN-US  JA  X-NONE                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            /* Style Definitions */table.MsoNormalTable{mso-style-name:"Table Normal";mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0;mso-tstyle-colband-size:0;mso-style-noshow:yes;mso-style-priority:99;mso-style-parent:"";mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt;mso-para-margin:0in;mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt;mso-pagination:widow-orphan;font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Century Gothic",serif;}To commemorate the return to the gold standard by the Netherlands & Great Britain on this day in 1925, here is some comedy gold for your enjoyment:

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He steps up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A customer asks the salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker." The salesman replies: "Well, that depends. Are you gonna sweat, or are you gonna break wind?"

What did the fish say when it slammed into the wall?
- "DAM!"

From the back of a crowded elevator a man calls out: "Ballroom please." The lady in front of him turns around and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."