Twenty-five words or less
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Why? Why would I keep an Uncle O'Grimacey hand puppet for 32 years?
I must have gotten it at McDonald's while on tour with True West.
I wish there was an amusing anecdote attached to it. Or any recollection at all.
But there's none. It's just a weird thing that I still have for no apparent reason.
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If you'd like to be the new owner of this mint condition - uncut! - curiosity, just post a short essay (twenty-five words or less) in the comments section below entitled "Why I would like to own an Uncle O'Grimacey hand puppet".